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Robert Callaghan // ʏ๏кคเ ([personal profile] pushtheboundaries) wrote2019-12-10 05:36 am
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IC INBOX; MoM



"You've reached Robert Callaghan, Headmaster to the Heropa Organization for imPort Education. Please leave a message with your name, your phone number, and I'll get back to you as soon as I can. As a reminder, my office hours are..."
itistolaugh: There's a really good fastball cut. (The third one was an ironic present.)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2015-07-20 03:33 pm (UTC)(link)
k hold on

[ After a while, because super tight dresses are hard to get in and out of, and then taking the perfect selfie is even harder, she'll send two pictures]

red or black? i was going to wear black but mabel worked really hard bedazzling the red one

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itistolaugh: It's that fucking neck, man. (I think I'm in love with a goose.)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2015-07-20 03:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Wow, not any compliments? NONE? Jerk. ]

k
so youll be there right?
itistolaugh: (Isn't this just lovely and normal?)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2015-07-20 03:47 pm (UTC)(link)
fancy political schmoozing its going to be awful but you have to come anyway

dont make me come drag you there. you know i would. i will make a scene
itistolaugh: (This scenario is okay if you're Greek.)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2015-07-20 03:50 pm (UTC)(link)
stop asking questions and just do it

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itistolaugh: It grants wishes. (I have one flannel shirt.)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2015-07-20 03:54 pm (UTC)(link)
i will see you there
itistolaugh: (Should've fucked Sailor Moon!)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2015-07-20 03:59 pm (UTC)(link)
i wouldnt rule it out
itistolaugh: Where's your bag dispenser? (Excuse me. Where's the shitbag room?)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2015-07-20 04:01 pm (UTC)(link)
no ill miss you too much ;*
itistolaugh: I got some. I keep it in my skinny jeans. (Hey. You want some butt?)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2015-07-20 04:06 pm (UTC)(link)
dont act like you arent at least a little bit into it
itistolaugh: Because you leak out your bone juice every time. (They call it "boning down" for a reason.)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2015-07-20 04:19 pm (UTC)(link)
1 yes we are going to dance 2 i already know how to waltz
itistolaugh: I'm gonna have to fuck all of you. (The title "Pendar" is an abbrevation)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2015-07-20 04:21 pm (UTC)(link)
i will

at the swear in

tonight

where you will be
itistolaugh: I'm gonna have to fuck all of you. (He has the brain of a man! Or woman.)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2015-07-20 04:24 pm (UTC)(link)


[haha yes harley wins again]