IC INBOX; MoM

[pushtheboundaries]

"You've reached Robert Callaghan, Headmaster to the Heropa Organization for imPort Education. Please leave a message with your name, your phone number, and I'll get back to you as soon as I can. As a reminder, my office hours are..."

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[servesthehuman]

Obviously not. I've been job-searching ever since I arrived here.

[pushtheboundaries]

You seem like you could find one, easily- is the market just that bad?

[servesthehuman]

My problem is that I don't know where to start.

[pushtheboundaries]

I haven't been job hunting in years, but it makes sense to me that you start with the basics. On the bright side, you already seem to know what you're good at, and I'm sure you've already gotten at least some sort of start- but you know, it might be worth it to touch base with anyone else who's gotten a new job, here. They could have some valuable advice.

[servesthehuman]

I see. [ look, Owen's literally had two jobs in his life, HE'S KIND OF TERRIBLE AT SOME THINGS LIKE THIS. ] You're right, it can't hurt to ask others who had a job here. I'll prowl the network to find people who've changed jobs.

[pushtheboundaries]

[you seem like a fine upstanding person to him, why wouldn't you have had another job

are you more than meets the eye, Owen

are you a Transformer]

It certainly couldn't hurt. You'd probably be able to put volunteer work with Xavier's on your resume, too, if you need to pad it out.

[servesthehuman]

[ Decepticons transform and rise up!!! ]

I've volunteered with just about everything here. I don't think I have to worry about padding out my resume.

[pushtheboundaries]

[that's it he's solved the mystery. everybody go home, Callaghan got this.]

There you go. I'm sure someone'll find that appealing.

[servesthehuman]

Here's hoping. Again, thank you for your help, Mr. Callaghan.

[pushtheboundaries]

There's not much to thank me for.

[though he pauses]

But...thanks for your support.

[servesthehuman]

I wouldn't support you unless I was sure you could do it. But you're welcome.