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[pushtheboundaries]

"You've reached Robert Callaghan, Headmaster to the Heropa Organization for imPort Education. Please leave a message with your name, your phone number, and I'll get back to you as soon as I can. As a reminder, my office hours are..."

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[pushtheboundaries]

I need to restock the fridge.

[not that she eats a lot but wow there's not enough food in there for two after him having been kept at the resort and him living off dry food mostly lately]

[itistolaugh]

Well, gee, I dunno how you're gonna do that when you can't get up.

[pushtheboundaries]

Well, if you're going to play nursemaid, does that mean you'll do my grocery shopping?

[itistolaugh]

I'll order delivery. Something healthy. On your card, obviously.

[pushtheboundaries]

Obviously.

[beat]

Not Mexican. I don't need to add heartburn to my list.

[itistolaugh]

[ She actually does get up now to go check out how dire the kitchen situation is. Enjoy your legs while you can, old man. ]

Geez Louise, is this all you've got? Aren't you besties with Martha Stewart?

[pushtheboundaries]

[yyyyeaaaaaah at least he's thrown away everything that went bad


he just hasn't restocked it yet





there's some cheese?]

I've been meaning to go out, I just...haven't wanted to be around people.

[time to get up and stretch a bit.]

[itistolaugh]

[ YOU CAN'T HAVE CHEESE, ROBERT. ]

Okay, this is sad enough that I actually will go do your grocery shopping. Gimme your wallet.

[pushtheboundaries]

[POR QUE NO!?!?? also he has noodles in the pantry]

Catch.

[have a light little underhand toss of the wallet, Harley. aren't you glad he trusts you?]

[itistolaugh]

[ She catches his wallet and slides it into her back pocket. ]

So, just wondering, what's your credit limit? No, nevermind, I'll figure it out.

I'm going to swing home and grab some stuff, so I'll be a while. Try not to miss me too much, but you should miss me at least a little.

[ Quick goodbye kiss JUST FRIENDS, FRIENDLY KISS, TOO LATE, IT'S DONE, BYEEEEEE ]

[pushtheboundaries]

Joke's on you, they're prepaid. Current amounts are on the back. [get out of here, woman - and have a playful little shove to help you on your way. he'll have the TV on when she gets back.

it's one of those 'how it's made' shows.

he may be half-asleep.]

[itistolaugh]

[ Oh my god, of course it's nerd tv. Bless his heart.

She puts the groceries away and then goes to change into her pjs. If he's still dozing after that, she'll curl up next to him (and against his side) on the couch.

Wow this show is boring.]

[pushtheboundaries]

[THE NARRATOR HAS A NICE VOICE, OKAY. also; dem machines. and he only closed his eyes for a moment...he just happens to have kept them close, and when she settles in, they...remain closed.]

You get something for yourself?

[he seems to be awake, though. apparently appearances can be deceiving.]

[itistolaugh]

[ Well, if he's awake then he can be an active cuddler and not a passive cuddlee. Get on it, nerdface. She's warm and soft and snuggly! She smells good! THERE'S NO EXCUSE. ]

Mmhm. Now stop fussing over me.

[pushtheboundaries]

[WHAT A GREAT ORDEAL. okay fine have an arm around you. and yes you do smell nice. is that...strawberry?]

What're you going to do, ground me? I'm already banned from the gym for at least a month.

[itistolaugh]

[ And vanilla! And probably bubblegum. Just, y'know. Huff a candy store. ]

I will absolutely ground you.

[pushtheboundaries]

[if certain events hadn't happened, there might be some meta about eating her right up. as it is, he just chuckles, shaking his head]

Heaven forbid I have more time to work on my projects.

[itistolaugh]

[ Shouldn't it count for something that certain events happened when she was, like, suuuuuuper tired and stressed out and really they can just pretend it never happened and be totally cool, yeah??? Yeah. dammit she's too hot for this notice meeee ]

Please. You think I'd actually leave you alone?

[pushtheboundaries]

You have to go out for air sometime.

[.........right?]

[itistolaugh]

Uh, I do have some experience staying put for a long time.

[ Remember? The hostage thing? Kidnapped? It was a whole big deal?

... Also, like. Prison. That too. ]

[pushtheboundaries]

Sure, but of your own free will?

[come on he's not that good company.]

[itistolaugh]

I've spent a lot of time in labs.

[ It happens when literally all your bros are evil geniuses with secret lairs. ]

[pushtheboundaries]

[harley how is he supposed to work on his secret project with satan when you're babysitting

though now he's giving her a half-appraising look through half-open eyes]

You good with hardware?

[itistolaugh]

[ She considers this carefully because on one hand IT'S AN IN!!! and on the other... honesty... ]

I'm good at breaking it.

[pushtheboundaries]

[well he does appreciate the honesty. have a little wry chuckle, Harley, and a brief squeeze to the shoulder.]

Maybe you can help me test some of it. If you wanted.