pushtheboundaries: (is this who you are?)
Robert Callaghan // ʏ๏кคเ ([personal profile] pushtheboundaries) wrote2019-12-10 05:36 am
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IC INBOX; MoM



"You've reached Robert Callaghan, Headmaster to the Heropa Organization for imPort Education. Please leave a message with your name, your phone number, and I'll get back to you as soon as I can. As a reminder, my office hours are..."
itistolaugh: I'm gonna have to fuck all of you. (The title "Pendar" is an abbrevation)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2016-03-28 06:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh but you love it.

So come on, spill. What are you hiding away for, all dark and gloomy and totally cliche?
itistolaugh: There's a really good fastball cut. (The third one was an ironic present.)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2016-03-28 06:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Maybe if he asked NICELY ]

And what've you got so far?
itistolaugh: Threepeats yo! (This shit is gonna go VIRAL.)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2016-03-28 07:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe a kiss will break the spell.

[ She waggle her eyebrows and spreads her knees. While eating noodles. It's super hot, what man could resist. ]
itistolaugh: Where's your bag dispenser? (Excuse me. Where's the shitbag room?)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2016-03-28 08:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[ His loss.

And also, nobody really knows the answer to that. ]


Okay, so other than "something broke", whatcha got? What do you remember?
itistolaugh: (Complicated psychosexual ideas.)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2016-04-01 04:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[ She scoffs and rolls her eyes as she shoves the last of the noodles in her mouth. It's extremely attractive. ]

Mmkay, that's useful. Got any other random word association you wanna throw out there?
itistolaugh: What are you going, Jeff? (We're naked and our balls are out.)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2016-04-01 11:10 pm (UTC)(link)
The ... pier?
itistolaugh: to look like some Grade-A material. (I want my fanny meat)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2016-04-05 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
[ She rolls her eyes. When does he stop being such a dickwad? He's going to have to apologize for a week, at minimum. ]

"The Project." What project? What were you trying to do? I mean, I'm gonna assume it went horribly wrong, because that's kind of your whole thing. Maybe I should get you a life coach for your next birthday...
itistolaugh: Because they're total sluts. (You know why old people are so short?)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2016-04-07 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
[ Talking isn't getting her anywhere, since he's not feeling inclined to open up. So she gets off the table and walks over to peek over his shoulder. One hand idly cards through his hair, the way it used to when he wasn't a mean butthead. ]