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[pushtheboundaries]

"You've reached Robert Callaghan, Headmaster to the Heropa Organization for imPort Education. Please leave a message with your name, your phone number, and I'll get back to you as soon as I can. As a reminder, my office hours are..."

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[pushtheboundaries]

[JESUS CHRIST HARLEY]

Didn't you do anything other than sex?

[itistolaugh]

of course we did but the sex was great and we were hooking up for like a year before we made it an official Thing so thats a lot of sex

im allowed to reminisce/brag

but even the not sex stuff was great

he never told me im annoying or got mad or impatient and like if we were going somewhere and i saw a tree or cool building and wanted to climb it hed wait for me even if it made us super late and he would pay for stuff all the time but he didnt even need to just hanging out in our pjs and checking our phones together was super fun

do you have any idea how hard it is to find a man who wants to fuck me AND likes me enough as a person to want my company fully clothed

[pushtheboundaries]

[there's a few minutes of silence, because how does he really respond to that? Finally;]

He sounds like a hell of a guy. I'm hoping for you, Harley, but I know that doesn't count for much.

[itistolaugh]

shit youre right. with your luck you probably just jinxed us.

[pushtheboundaries]

It probably counteracts my earlier grumpiness' actual luck.