pushtheboundaries: (is this who you are?)
Robert Callaghan // ʏ๏кคเ ([personal profile] pushtheboundaries) wrote2019-12-10 05:36 am
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IC INBOX; MoM



"You've reached Robert Callaghan, Headmaster to the Heropa Organization for imPort Education. Please leave a message with your name, your phone number, and I'll get back to you as soon as I can. As a reminder, my office hours are..."
itistolaugh: to his penis. (I had a condom surgically attached)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2015-06-18 06:05 pm (UTC)(link)
That's a very generous opinion.

[ She crunches an ice cube between her teeth, sucks on the pieces. ]

Nah, not everyone. Not even close. There are plenty of people who are cruel just to see what happens.

[ Taps the glass on the bar, frowning. That wasn't ... very encouraging. ]

Sorry, that sounds more cynical than I meant.
itistolaugh: Don't do it. (No windows. No doors. No walls.)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2015-06-18 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Uncomfortable memories bubble up inside her and she breathes out heavily. She swallows the rest of her drink and signals for another round. ]

I know.

[ She doesn't know what else to say, but it feels unfinished to cut off there so she nudges his leg with her knee.

Her glass is empty almost as soon as it's refilled.]
itistolaugh: I'm gonna have to fuck all of you. (She's boning down that indian)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2015-06-19 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
It means ...

[ She lets it hang because what does it mean? Probably to do it better next time. She sighs. ]

Not that my opinion means anything, but ...

[ Puts her hand over his. ]

I do believe in second chances.
itistolaugh: and fuck my goose. (Sit back with some corn chips)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2015-06-19 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
Hff.

[ She's just--! Just gonna lean on him! So there!! ]
itistolaugh: and just pop that sucker right out! (Someone's gonna punch my good eye)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2015-06-19 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
Some people change their minds, Rob. Not everyone.

[ She is cuddling him in public and he is just going to have to deal with that. ]

Whatever happened, I guarantee I've forgiven worse.

[ Hell, probably done worse too. Okay, almost definitely done worse. ]
itistolaugh: I'm gonna have to fuck all of you. (The title "Pendar" is an abbrevation)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2015-06-19 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
[ Okay, she laughs. ]

Psychologist. Once upon a time.
itistolaugh: It grants wishes. (I have one flannel shirt.)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2015-06-19 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
Surpriiiise! [ Jazz hands! ] Don't worry, I'm not billing you for this appointment.

It sounds like the rambling of a man with a lot of Scotch in him.
itistolaugh: I'm gonna have to fuck all of you. (He has the brain of a man! Or woman.)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2015-06-19 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, and it was a terrible suggestion which I was right to ignore.

[ More Scotch? Mooooore Scotch! ]

Honestly, if you're worried about sounding crazy, you probably aren't. Now, if you find yourself, like ... Raising your fists to the heavens as lightning flashes in the background, screaming about how you'll show them, you'll show them all, while a bug-eyed hunchback calls you "master"

Then, yeah, maybe worry a little.
itistolaugh: There's a really good fastball cut. (The third one was an ironic present.)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2015-06-19 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
[ Yesss, she's winning. ]

Depends. On a scale of one to ten, how much rampaging did it do? Also, how pissed was your ma?
itistolaugh: What's up you hollow bitch! (What's up moon! I failed!)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2015-06-19 10:26 am (UTC)(link)
[ She actually spit takes and doubles over laughing. ]
itistolaugh: What a beautiful old young man. (Just like how John Lithgow is beautiful!)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2015-06-19 12:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh my god!

[ Look out, she's laughing so hard she's sliding off the barstool. You've killed her, Robert! ]
itistolaugh: she ain't wearing anything under that cloak. (Lady in the caverns freak in the bedroll)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2015-06-19 01:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Well! That wasn't her plan but she'll take advantage and press against his side, leaning her head on his shoulder. 'Sup. How you doin'? ]

Oh please, don't be so dramatic. I'm not nearly as fragile as that.

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