IC INBOX; MoM

[pushtheboundaries]

"You've reached Robert Callaghan, Headmaster to the Heropa Organization for imPort Education. Please leave a message with your name, your phone number, and I'll get back to you as soon as I can. As a reminder, my office hours are..."

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[pushtheboundaries]

When did I say that?

[itistolaugh]

at the beach
come on im going to look AMAZING you dont want to miss it

[pushtheboundaries]

I'm not sure I remember, I suffered a deliberate and malicious head injury.

Are you trying to get me to ask what you'll be wearing?

[itistolaugh]

[ Or maybe he's going senile in his OLD AGE ]

no im trying to get you to COME AND SEE what ill be wearing
which i dont know what it is yet i cant pick between 2

[pushtheboundaries]

[rude]

Show me? I may be able to help you decide.

[itistolaugh]

k hold on

[ After a while, because super tight dresses are hard to get in and out of, and then taking the perfect selfie is even harder, she'll send two pictures]

red or black? i was going to wear black but mabel worked really hard bedazzling the red one

[ FILES ATTACHED: 1 and 2 ]

[pushtheboundaries]

If you like the way the red looks, I'd go with that one. I'm sure Mabel would appreciate it, too.

[itistolaugh]

[ Wow, not any compliments? NONE? Jerk. ]

k
so youll be there right?

[pushtheboundaries]

[what, was she fishing for them? he thought she was asking his unbiased opinion.]

I don't know. I have some work to finish up.

What is it this month, anyway?

[itistolaugh]

fancy political schmoozing its going to be awful but you have to come anyway

dont make me come drag you there. you know i would. i will make a scene

[pushtheboundaries]

If it's awful, why are you going in the first place?

[itistolaugh]

stop asking questions and just do it

[FILE ATTACHED: a compellingly sad puppy ]

[pushtheboundaries]

[pulling out the puppy? that's awful.]

If you're trying to make yourself look good by having me there for comparison, that's not necessary.

[he knows that's not why she's inviting him, but.]

I'll see what I can do. Okay?

[itistolaugh]

i will see you there

[pushtheboundaries]

Are you going to do this every swear-in?

[itistolaugh]

i wouldnt rule it out

[pushtheboundaries]

At least give me every other month off.

[itistolaugh]

no ill miss you too much ;*

[pushtheboundaries]

Trouble.

[itistolaugh]

dont act like you arent at least a little bit into it

[pushtheboundaries]

Don't you turn this around on me.

[itistolaugh]

TOO LATE :P

[pushtheboundaries]

Fine.

But if this ends up with you inviting me to dance, I'm teaching you how to waltz.

[itistolaugh]

1 yes we are going to dance 2 i already know how to waltz

[pushtheboundaries]

Prove it.