pushtheboundaries: (is this who you are?)
Robert Callaghan // ʏ๏кคเ ([personal profile] pushtheboundaries) wrote2019-12-10 05:36 am
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IC INBOX; MoM



"You've reached Robert Callaghan, Headmaster to the Heropa Organization for imPort Education. Please leave a message with your name, your phone number, and I'll get back to you as soon as I can. As a reminder, my office hours are..."
itistolaugh: to look like some Grade-A material. (I want my fanny meat)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2016-03-07 05:40 pm (UTC)(link)
So what was it that set off the ol' ticker?

[ Tap tap tap on his chest. ]
itistolaugh: I'm gonna have to fuck all of you. (My crotch just needs some attention.)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2016-03-07 06:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[ She frowns and rests her chin on top of his head. Shh, shh. It's okay. Calm down. Have some tits. ]

So what do you do now? Got your physio all set up? Got a shrink?
itistolaugh: Because you leak out your bone juice every time. (They call it "boning down" for a reason.)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2016-03-07 06:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[ She runs her fingers through his hair as she thinks it over. ]

Yeah. Yeah, I can get you in with someone. Not Chilton. Definitely not Crane. You aren't still having those little playdates with him, are you?
itistolaugh: and between 3-4 am an actual tiger. (By day she's a comedy show host)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2016-03-07 10:33 pm (UTC)(link)
That's over. It's not a request.

Next time he schedules some one on one time, you tell me and I will go sort him out.
itistolaugh: I'm gonna have to fuck all of you. (She's boning down that indian)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2016-03-07 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[ She tightens her arms around him and leans her forehead against his. It's an awkward angle for her neck, but she's flexible. And stubborn. Maybe even more of the latter. ]

Not necessary because you're not gonna mess with him again, or because you think you can hide it from me if you do?
itistolaugh: Which is the one that keeps Jesus out? (Curtains or a wooden door?)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2016-03-07 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Fair.

[ She trails light kisses over his forehead and temple down his cheek. ]

Oh, Robert. Robert, you are a lot of work, you know that?
itistolaugh: What's up you hollow bitch! (What's up moon! I failed!)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2016-03-08 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
[ This tender moment ruined by: Phrasing.

She makes that awful I'm-trying-very-hard-not-to-laugh-but-I-can't-help-it-here-it-comes snrrKKKHH right in his ear. ]
itistolaugh: I'm gonna have to fuck all of you. (If that condom gets punctured)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2016-03-08 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
[ She'll loosen her hold, but she's not getting up. No way, no how, no sir. Unless he's got to pee or something. Maybe then. Old guys can't hold it in so good.

She gives him a quick, CHASTE, peck at the corner of his mouth. ]


You've gotta stop being surprised when I stick around.
itistolaugh: I'm gonna have to fuck all of you. (Do you wanna fuck the goose y/n?)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2016-03-08 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
Quality, though.

You know I'm staying the night, right? I've got days of fussing over you to catch up on.
itistolaugh: Where's your bag dispenser? (Excuse me. Where's the shitbag room?)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2016-03-08 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
Robert. It's happening.
itistolaugh: I'm gonna have to fuck all of you. (He has the brain of a man! Or woman.)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2016-03-08 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
Well, gee, I dunno how you're gonna do that when you can't get up.
itistolaugh: What the fuck kind of rave is this? (Bird Flu sprucin' his goose.)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2016-03-08 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
I'll order delivery. Something healthy. On your card, obviously.
itistolaugh: What are you going, Jeff? (We're naked and our balls are out.)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2016-03-08 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
[ She actually does get up now to go check out how dire the kitchen situation is. Enjoy your legs while you can, old man. ]

Geez Louise, is this all you've got? Aren't you besties with Martha Stewart?

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