pushtheboundaries: (is this who you are?)
Robert Callaghan // ʏ๏кคเ ([personal profile] pushtheboundaries) wrote2019-12-10 05:36 am
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IC INBOX; MoM



"You've reached Robert Callaghan, Headmaster to the Heropa Organization for imPort Education. Please leave a message with your name, your phone number, and I'll get back to you as soon as I can. As a reminder, my office hours are..."
itistolaugh: I'm gonna have to fuck all of you. (If that condom gets punctured)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2015-06-18 04:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Harley raises a brow and shakes her head, reaching out to pat his shoulder. ]

Oh, sweetie, no. This is not a beer kind of day. Whiskey, at least. Maybe even tequila.
itistolaugh: I'm gonna have to fuck all of you. (The title "Pendar" is an abbrevation)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2015-06-18 04:52 pm (UTC)(link)
There's a good boy.

[ She waves the bartender over and orders one for each of them. She's sitting so that she's turned toward him, but not facing straight on. Non-confrontational. Open. Casual.

Let this be on his terms, whatever it is. ]
itistolaugh: Which is the one that keeps Jesus out? (Curtains or a wooden door?)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2015-06-18 05:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[ She glances sideways at him and then looks at her drink. That's a tricky one. The truth, in whole, is a bit dramatic and this is supposed to be about him. "I was trying to murder one of my BFFs and also there was a lot of stuff on fire" doesn't really set the proper mood. ]

I was heading out of town. Looking for ... I don't know, greener pastures or whatever. It wasn't a good scene.
itistolaugh: What the fuck kind of rave is this? (Bird Flu sprucin' his goose.)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2015-06-18 05:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[ She has to cover her mouth to stop from grinning, but she can't hide the way it reaches her eyes. Oh bless his old sweatervested heart. She keeps forgetting people here don't know. ]

Well, I dunno. I could have used the ride.
Edited 2015-06-18 17:55 (UTC)
itistolaugh: to his penis. (I had a condom surgically attached)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2015-06-18 06:05 pm (UTC)(link)
That's a very generous opinion.

[ She crunches an ice cube between her teeth, sucks on the pieces. ]

Nah, not everyone. Not even close. There are plenty of people who are cruel just to see what happens.

[ Taps the glass on the bar, frowning. That wasn't ... very encouraging. ]

Sorry, that sounds more cynical than I meant.
itistolaugh: Don't do it. (No windows. No doors. No walls.)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2015-06-18 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Uncomfortable memories bubble up inside her and she breathes out heavily. She swallows the rest of her drink and signals for another round. ]

I know.

[ She doesn't know what else to say, but it feels unfinished to cut off there so she nudges his leg with her knee.

Her glass is empty almost as soon as it's refilled.]
itistolaugh: I'm gonna have to fuck all of you. (She's boning down that indian)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2015-06-19 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
It means ...

[ She lets it hang because what does it mean? Probably to do it better next time. She sighs. ]

Not that my opinion means anything, but ...

[ Puts her hand over his. ]

I do believe in second chances.
itistolaugh: and fuck my goose. (Sit back with some corn chips)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2015-06-19 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
Hff.

[ She's just--! Just gonna lean on him! So there!! ]
itistolaugh: and just pop that sucker right out! (Someone's gonna punch my good eye)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2015-06-19 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
Some people change their minds, Rob. Not everyone.

[ She is cuddling him in public and he is just going to have to deal with that. ]

Whatever happened, I guarantee I've forgiven worse.

[ Hell, probably done worse too. Okay, almost definitely done worse. ]
itistolaugh: I'm gonna have to fuck all of you. (The title "Pendar" is an abbrevation)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2015-06-19 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
[ Okay, she laughs. ]

Psychologist. Once upon a time.
itistolaugh: It grants wishes. (I have one flannel shirt.)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2015-06-19 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
Surpriiiise! [ Jazz hands! ] Don't worry, I'm not billing you for this appointment.

It sounds like the rambling of a man with a lot of Scotch in him.
itistolaugh: I'm gonna have to fuck all of you. (He has the brain of a man! Or woman.)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2015-06-19 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, and it was a terrible suggestion which I was right to ignore.

[ More Scotch? Mooooore Scotch! ]

Honestly, if you're worried about sounding crazy, you probably aren't. Now, if you find yourself, like ... Raising your fists to the heavens as lightning flashes in the background, screaming about how you'll show them, you'll show them all, while a bug-eyed hunchback calls you "master"

Then, yeah, maybe worry a little.

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