pushtheboundaries: (is this who you are?)
Robert Callaghan // ʏ๏кคเ ([personal profile] pushtheboundaries) wrote2019-12-10 05:36 am
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IC INBOX; MoM



"You've reached Robert Callaghan, Headmaster to the Heropa Organization for imPort Education. Please leave a message with your name, your phone number, and I'll get back to you as soon as I can. As a reminder, my office hours are..."
itistolaugh: (That's terrible. You are terrible.)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2016-03-28 02:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[ His inbox is about to EXPLODE with cute pics of the two of them together. Karaoke, posing in front of the Space Princess movie poster, pajama parties, IN BED. ]

:P
itistolaugh: and just pop that sucker right out! (Someone's gonna punch my good eye)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2016-03-28 03:00 pm (UTC)(link)
ok but thats like the 3rd time youve said that so whatever

where ARE you?? im worried now
itistolaugh: It's actually pronounced "semi" and i think you're illiterate. (The invitation said Tron Formal.)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2016-03-28 03:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[ You know what? No. Nope. Nuh uh. ]

robert im pregnant
Edited 2016-03-28 15:03 (UTC)
itistolaugh: Thanks for yelling at me d-bag. (BOOM go see Inception.)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2016-03-28 03:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[ time to send a picture of a positive pregnancy test that she totally didn't pull off page 4 of google results ]
itistolaugh: (This scenario is okay if you're Greek.)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2016-03-28 03:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Whoops. ]

its spring now people GO OUTSIDE which i know is a strange and foreign concept for you that there is a world outside of work
itistolaugh: Your skin is a porous membrane. (You need the pores la-la.)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2016-03-28 03:19 pm (UTC)(link)
we were friends and we hooked up a few times and then stopped talking a while and then you had a heart attack

facebook status its complicated

now will you PLEASE tell me where you are so we can talk about this face to face like grownups
itistolaugh: answer: UM FUN? (What does BJ mean in sex terms? idk.)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2016-03-28 03:28 pm (UTC)(link)
fine

ill bring lunch
itistolaugh: That masseuse has still got it. (I'll... I'll rub what she's rubbing.)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2016-03-28 03:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[ She shows up eventually, with takeout from the only noodle place in De Chima he'd deemed decent.

Her confident stride slows when she takes in the state of things. When did he start a goth phase? When did he get a mask? ]


Oh, what in the hell?
Edited 2016-03-28 15:47 (UTC)
itistolaugh: (Should've fucked Sailor Moon!)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2016-03-28 04:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[ She carefully clears enough space on the table to set up lunch for the both of them, and for her to perch on the edge of the table and swing her legs. ]

So you know the the good guys don't go for black, right?
itistolaugh: (Isn't this just lovely and normal?)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2016-03-28 04:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[ She presses the plastic takeout utensils into his hands. Eat your damn lunch, you big bad man. ]

What's the deal with the wardrobe change? Not that I'm complaining, exactly. You look hot.
itistolaugh: to look like some Grade-A material. (I want my fanny meat)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2016-03-28 04:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Khakis. Sweater vests. Crocodile pajama pants, on special occasions. Really into responsibility and second chances.

And technically I think we're talking after, since it seems like you slid backwards a little.

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