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[pushtheboundaries]

"You've reached Robert Callaghan, Headmaster to the Heropa Organization for imPort Education. Please leave a message with your name, your phone number, and I'll get back to you as soon as I can. As a reminder, my office hours are..."

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text;

[itistolaugh]

pay attention to me

text;

[pushtheboundaries]

[well if you insist]

Hello, Harley, how are you?

[itistolaugh]

MISERABLE
ask me why

[pushtheboundaries]

Why?

[itistolaugh]

jeffs gone!!!!!!
now console me

[pushtheboundaries]

I'm sorry. (And I'm not saying that just because you want me to console you.) [HE MEANS IT, OK.] Maybe it'll be like the pop-outs I've had and he'll be back soon?

[itistolaugh]

MAYBE but what the hell do i do with MAYBES
maybe he doesnt come back
maybe if he does but doesnt remember me
maybe is the WORST

OH ALSO my boss is the ULTIMATE DICKWAD
"disdain for profundity" who even talks like that
dickwads thats who

1/2

[pushtheboundaries]

You knew it wouldn't be permanent in the first place, right?

2/2

[pushtheboundaries]

Do you want to come over and watch some Space Princess? You can be as profound as you want.

[itistolaugh]

wtf!! that's a horrible thing to say why would you say that f u!!!!!!

[LOVE IS FOREVER, YOU FOOL]

[pushtheboundaries]

I meant the fact that it was here. People don't say here forever, they leave, and all we have left is what we had.

[Oop, sore spot.]

[itistolaugh]

YOU ARE THE WORST AT CONSOLATION

[pushtheboundaries]

[yeah probably. ugh. he drags a hand down his face.]

I'm sorry this happened, and I know you were close, but all I have for you is 'maybe'. There's nothing stopping it from happening.

[itistolaugh]

thats
better

but im still mad

[pushtheboundaries]

[hmm] Do you want to tell me about one of your favorite outings with him?

[itistolaugh]

thats PERSONAL
deeply intimately personal
if you catch my meaning

1/2

[pushtheboundaries]

2/2

[pushtheboundaries]

Do you have one that wasn't?

[itistolaugh]

look i just want to be 100% clear
i cant possibly overstate how much sex we had
we are both
ahem

athletic

[pushtheboundaries]

[JESUS CHRIST HARLEY]

Didn't you do anything other than sex?

[itistolaugh]

of course we did but the sex was great and we were hooking up for like a year before we made it an official Thing so thats a lot of sex

im allowed to reminisce/brag

but even the not sex stuff was great

he never told me im annoying or got mad or impatient and like if we were going somewhere and i saw a tree or cool building and wanted to climb it hed wait for me even if it made us super late and he would pay for stuff all the time but he didnt even need to just hanging out in our pjs and checking our phones together was super fun

do you have any idea how hard it is to find a man who wants to fuck me AND likes me enough as a person to want my company fully clothed

[pushtheboundaries]

[there's a few minutes of silence, because how does he really respond to that? Finally;]

He sounds like a hell of a guy. I'm hoping for you, Harley, but I know that doesn't count for much.

[itistolaugh]

shit youre right. with your luck you probably just jinxed us.

[pushtheboundaries]

It probably counteracts my earlier grumpiness' actual luck.