pushtheboundaries: (is this who you are?)
Robert Callaghan // ʏ๏кคเ ([personal profile] pushtheboundaries) wrote2019-12-10 05:36 am
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IC INBOX; MoM



"You've reached Robert Callaghan, Headmaster to the Heropa Organization for imPort Education. Please leave a message with your name, your phone number, and I'll get back to you as soon as I can. As a reminder, my office hours are..."
itistolaugh: What are you going, Jeff? (We're naked and our balls are out.)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2016-03-07 04:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Oh no, she's not letting go. ]

Why did you stay? They weren't exactly subtle.
itistolaugh: and just pop that sucker right out! (Someone's gonna punch my good eye)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2016-03-07 05:11 pm (UTC)(link)
They didn't have to stay either.

... Did you get deprogrammed, or are you all.... ? [ She lightly drums her fingertips against his temple. How much of a mess is it in that head? ]
itistolaugh: I'm gonna have to fuck all of you. (My crotch just needs some attention.)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2016-03-07 05:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[ She will let him sit down as long as he does it somewhere that she can glue herself to his side. ]

What happened?
itistolaugh: answer: UM FUN? (What does BJ mean in sex terms? idk.)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2016-03-07 05:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[ LAP IT IS. What's up, have some boobs right in the face. ]

If you leave anything out, I'll pinch you.
itistolaugh: Because they're total sluts. (You know why old people are so short?)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2016-03-07 05:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[ RUDE!!!!!!

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pinch ]
Edited 2016-03-07 17:30 (UTC)
itistolaugh: (Should've fucked Sailor Moon!)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2016-03-07 05:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Nice. Was there a minibar?
itistolaugh: to look like some Grade-A material. (I want my fanny meat)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2016-03-07 05:40 pm (UTC)(link)
So what was it that set off the ol' ticker?

[ Tap tap tap on his chest. ]
itistolaugh: I'm gonna have to fuck all of you. (My crotch just needs some attention.)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2016-03-07 06:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[ She frowns and rests her chin on top of his head. Shh, shh. It's okay. Calm down. Have some tits. ]

So what do you do now? Got your physio all set up? Got a shrink?
itistolaugh: Because you leak out your bone juice every time. (They call it "boning down" for a reason.)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2016-03-07 06:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[ She runs her fingers through his hair as she thinks it over. ]

Yeah. Yeah, I can get you in with someone. Not Chilton. Definitely not Crane. You aren't still having those little playdates with him, are you?
itistolaugh: and between 3-4 am an actual tiger. (By day she's a comedy show host)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2016-03-07 10:33 pm (UTC)(link)
That's over. It's not a request.

Next time he schedules some one on one time, you tell me and I will go sort him out.
itistolaugh: I'm gonna have to fuck all of you. (She's boning down that indian)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2016-03-07 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[ She tightens her arms around him and leans her forehead against his. It's an awkward angle for her neck, but she's flexible. And stubborn. Maybe even more of the latter. ]

Not necessary because you're not gonna mess with him again, or because you think you can hide it from me if you do?
itistolaugh: Which is the one that keeps Jesus out? (Curtains or a wooden door?)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2016-03-07 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Fair.

[ She trails light kisses over his forehead and temple down his cheek. ]

Oh, Robert. Robert, you are a lot of work, you know that?

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