pushtheboundaries: (is this who you are?)
Robert Callaghan // ʏ๏кคเ ([personal profile] pushtheboundaries) wrote2019-12-10 05:36 am
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IC INBOX; MoM



"You've reached Robert Callaghan, Headmaster to the Heropa Organization for imPort Education. Please leave a message with your name, your phone number, and I'll get back to you as soon as I can. As a reminder, my office hours are..."
itistolaugh: (Spookycalifragilisticexpialidocious.)

action;

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2016-03-07 04:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[ The day -- the VERY DAY-- that the refugee imPorts return from Mexico City, Harley is pounding on his door. And, if he's even a second too slow, she's going to kick that son of a bitch open. ]

You! Had! A heart attack!?
itistolaugh: (Willem Dafoe!)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2016-03-07 04:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[ She doesn't answer, except for a sad whine, and rushes to wrap him in a crushingly desperate hug.

This stupid stupid old man.

Isn't he just the worst.

She hates him so much. ]
itistolaugh: The only recipe I know is bread! (I'm a goose! I can't reach the counter!)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2016-03-07 04:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[ She sniffs and rubs her face on his shirt to get rid of her tears, because, ugh, gross. No. She's just... Got some allergies.

Indoors.

In winter.

Yaknow what just shut up. ]


Ugh, can't be left alone for a second, you asshole.
itistolaugh: What are you going, Jeff? (We're naked and our balls are out.)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2016-03-07 04:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Oh no, she's not letting go. ]

Why did you stay? They weren't exactly subtle.
itistolaugh: and just pop that sucker right out! (Someone's gonna punch my good eye)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2016-03-07 05:11 pm (UTC)(link)
They didn't have to stay either.

... Did you get deprogrammed, or are you all.... ? [ She lightly drums her fingertips against his temple. How much of a mess is it in that head? ]
itistolaugh: I'm gonna have to fuck all of you. (My crotch just needs some attention.)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2016-03-07 05:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[ She will let him sit down as long as he does it somewhere that she can glue herself to his side. ]

What happened?
itistolaugh: answer: UM FUN? (What does BJ mean in sex terms? idk.)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2016-03-07 05:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[ LAP IT IS. What's up, have some boobs right in the face. ]

If you leave anything out, I'll pinch you.
itistolaugh: Because they're total sluts. (You know why old people are so short?)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2016-03-07 05:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[ RUDE!!!!!!

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pinch ]
Edited 2016-03-07 17:30 (UTC)
itistolaugh: (Should've fucked Sailor Moon!)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2016-03-07 05:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Nice. Was there a minibar?
itistolaugh: to look like some Grade-A material. (I want my fanny meat)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2016-03-07 05:40 pm (UTC)(link)
So what was it that set off the ol' ticker?

[ Tap tap tap on his chest. ]
itistolaugh: I'm gonna have to fuck all of you. (My crotch just needs some attention.)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2016-03-07 06:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[ She frowns and rests her chin on top of his head. Shh, shh. It's okay. Calm down. Have some tits. ]

So what do you do now? Got your physio all set up? Got a shrink?
itistolaugh: Because you leak out your bone juice every time. (They call it "boning down" for a reason.)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2016-03-07 06:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[ She runs her fingers through his hair as she thinks it over. ]

Yeah. Yeah, I can get you in with someone. Not Chilton. Definitely not Crane. You aren't still having those little playdates with him, are you?
itistolaugh: and between 3-4 am an actual tiger. (By day she's a comedy show host)

[personal profile] itistolaugh 2016-03-07 10:33 pm (UTC)(link)
That's over. It's not a request.

Next time he schedules some one on one time, you tell me and I will go sort him out.

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